It's almost midnight and I'm laying in my bed staring at the ceiling. I usually enjoy laying in my bed because it means that I am about to fall asleep but not tonight. Tonight, I can't fall asleep because of my upstairs neighbors. Normally, I have no issues with my neighbors, but tonight they are being quite noisy. I am in no way going to confront them about this, but it does make me wonder what they're up to, so I will speculate...
-They accumulated 300lbs of excess body mass over the past 24 hours and are simply walking around upstairs.
-They invited a local high school track team to practice the 400m relay in their apartment.
-They inherited a pet elephant.
-Instead of Bingo, they decided to play "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"
-They've strapped anvils on their limbs for fear that Newton's 2nd law was wrong and gravity doesn't actually exist.
-Leap frog
-Midget tossing
-Roller-derby
-Constructing a replica of the Great Wall of China
-Maybe pogo stick acrobatics has recently become an Olympic sport (unbeknownst to me) and they're training for London 2012. In that case, sorry for complaining. Go Team USA.
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1 comments:
jen, i barely read blogs. i honestly suck at it, but i just read all of your postings and they were great. lol only you would come up with a possible list for what your neighbors are doing upstairs. haha
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